Oksepost

31/08/2001

Subject: work

Filed under: junk — Sildid:, — muda @ 05:48

—– Original Message —–
From: I—– S—-
To: ***@mil.ee
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2001 2:03 PM
Subject: FW: Warning
Warning
————-

There is a new virus going around, called “work”. If you receive any sort of “work” at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague…DO NOT OPEN IT.

Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open “work” or even look at “work” have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter “work” via email or are faced with any “Work” at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words “Sorry, I’m off to the pub”. The “work” should automatically be deleted from your brain.

If you receive “work” in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the “work” to your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that “work” will no longer be of any relevance to you.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I’m afraid the “work” virus has already corrupted your life.

09/08/2001

Jällegi viirused

Filed under: junk — Sildid:, , — muda @ 06:38

> Subject:    Virus Alert
>
>
> Dear all,
>
> New and very destructive virus are again in circulation.
> Should you receive e-mail with any of the following messages pls do not
> open, but delete from you PC immediately.
>
> ” A virtual Card for You”
>
> ” An Internet flower for you”
>
> Both will destroy the hard desk of any computer.
>
> Rgs
> Bjarne

06/08/2001

Leitnant Š}midti pojad ja tütred taas aktsioonis

Filed under: junk — Sildid: — muda @ 04:10

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE URGENTLY

It is with hope that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Hajia Mariam Abacha, wife of Nigeria’s former head of state; Late General Sani Abacha,whose sudden death occurred on the 8th of June 1998. Since my husband died have been thrown into a state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness by the present civilian administration. The security agents in the country have subjected me to physical and psychological torture. My son Mohammed Abacha) is still under detention arraigned before the Federal High Court of Nigeria for an offence he did not commit. As a widow that is so traumatized, I am hopeless with my present faith. You must have heard over the media reports on the recovery of various sums of money deposited by my Late husband with various security firms. Some companies willingly gave up their secret and disclosed our money confidently lodged there, or many, Outright blackmail. In fact the total sum discovered by the government so far is in the tune of $700 Million USD and they are not relenting to make me poor for life. I came in contact with your name and address in a web site and would want to have good confidence in you as I view you to be a responsible personality. I have no doubt about your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of $40.3 Million USD willed and deposited safely in my favor by my late husband. This money is currently kept in Safe Deposit Box (SDB) at a security firm. As it is legally required, the aministration of my late husband’s property is under the authority of the family’s Lawyer (Attorney) Barrister Dr. Dominic Musa (SAN) The investigative teams set up by my government have submitted their report after freezing almost all our account. Fortunately, our family lawyer had secretly protected the personal will of my husband from the notice of the
investigators and have strictly advised that the $40.3m USD be urgently moved to an overseas account of any trust worthy but ANNONYMOUS foreign family friend without delay,! for !! security reasons. All our traveling papers have been seized by the government thereby preventing us from traveling and all the local and international outfit of our business empire seized. This sum of money is our only hope. I have therefore agreed to compensate your good self with 20% of the total deposit when you finally clear the deposit box from the security firm and lodged in your account. They have equally guaranteed 100%risk-free and smooth transfer. If you are interested in assisting me, Please provide your phone and fax number so that we can open communication immediately or through the E-mail. For obvious security reasons, it is imperative that you keep all our communication very secret. Do not mention my family’s name or disclose the transaction to anybody.

Please do not expose me.

Regards,

Hajia Miriam Abacha

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