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27/06/2002

Naised

Filed under: junk — Sildid: — muda @ 09:05
Women’s Types
INTERNET woman:
Woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
EXCEL woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four
basic needs.
D.O.S woman.
Everyone had her at least once,but no one wants her anymore.
VIRUS woman:
Also known as “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources.If you try to uninstall
her
you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will
lose
everything.
SCREENSAVER woman:
She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman:
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOR EVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman:
She fucks up everything she does and she asks always more than she
needs.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are bullshit
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