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27/11/2008

Inkasso

Filed under: junk — Sildid: — muda @ 14:22

inkasso

21/11/2008

Fwd: Üks rootsi investeerimistarkus.

Filed under: junk — Sildid:, — muda @ 13:05

“Kui ostsid umbes kolme aasta eest 100 000 krooni eest Ericssoni aktsiaid, siis nüüdseks on need väärt umbes 4600 krooni.

Kui ostsid seevastu telekomi aktsiaid, näiteks Sony Networks, on sinu 100 000 kroonist alles 791 krooni.

Kui sa olid kolm aastat tagasi tark ja läksid Systembolagetisse [svenssonimaa alkoholimonopol] ning ostsid 100 000 krooni eest õlut, oli sul kindlasti mõnda aega päris lõbus. Ning kui sa need pudelid täna taarakogumispunkti viid, siis saad tagasi 6741 krooni.”

20/11/2008

Kes on Muna-Erika?

Filed under: junk — Sildid: — muda @ 09:08

Aegade jooksul on laekunud palju erinevaid kirju nii leitnant Schmiti poegadelt kui ka Klara Zetkini tuetretuetardelt. Taenane on aga omamoodi loebus just meie keelekeskkonnas. Palun, siin ta on:

from: Erika Muna <salasmuna@student.com>
reply-to: erikamuna1@live.fr
date: Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 4:34 PM
subject: FROM MISS ERIKA MUNA

FROM MISS ERIKA MUNA
ADDRESS/ AVE 11 RUE 45
ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE
Email: erikamuna1@live.fr

Dearest One,

Base
on your profile I am happy to request for your assistance and also to
go into relationship with you, I believe that you will not betrayed my
trust which I am going to lay on you.

I am MISS ERIKA MUNA,
19 years old and the only daughter of my late parents MR. and MRS MUNA.
My father was a highly reputable business magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who
operated in the capital of Ivory Coast during his days.

It is
sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his
business trips abroad year 12th.Febuary 2003.Though his sudden death
was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of
his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My
mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father took
me so special.

Before his death on February 12 2003 he called
the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he
has the sum of Four Million United State Dollars. (USD$4 000 000 ) left
in a Bank, it was deposited as family money personal for security
reasons. I am just 19 years old and a university undergraduate and
really don’t know what to do.

This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. Please, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can I completely trust you?
2. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you?

Please I will like you consider this and get back to me as soon for more info. Thanks and God bless you.

My sincere regards,
MISS ERIKA MUNA
Please reply me on this email: erikamuna1@live.fr

13/11/2008

Fwd: Fw: : Finantskriis

Filed under: junk — Sildid: — muda @ 12:34

kriis

12/11/2008

Fwd: Fw: Hiina silmatest

Filed under: junk — Sildid: — muda @ 12:36

Chinese eye test.
Hiina silmatest.

hiina

Kui sa ei suuda tekstist midagi välja lugeda, siis venita
silmad silmanurkadest pilukile nagu oleksid hiinlane ja proovi uuesti!
See töötab.

11/11/2008

Fwd: [Fwd: pohmell]

Filed under: junk — Sildid: — muda @ 17:34

Muinasjutulised pohmelli versioonid

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saabud koju ühe kingaga
? Lumivalgukese pohmell
ärkad hommikul seitsme mehe kõrval
? Punamütsikese pohmell
ärkad hommikul vanaema voodis
? Okasroosikese joove
oled mälukas järgmised 100 aastat
? Pohmell “Keisri uued riided”
ärkad hommikul alasti tänaval
? Väikese Merineitsi joove
jalad ei irdu teineteisest ning lõhnad heeringaselt
? Pohmell “Inetu Pardipoeg”
hommikul on voodis valed munad
? Puhhi pohmell
oled hommikul nii kange, et ei suuda sõrmedega varbaid puudutada ning hambaid katab paks veniv kiht, nagu oleksid neid meega pesnud
? Piilupart Roberti pohmell
oled suutnud ilma püksata hankida suure hunniku raha
? Kurja Hundi pohmell
hingeõhk haiseb nii pahasti, et välja hingates kukuks põrsakeste kivimaja pikali
? Miki-Hiire pohmell
kõrvad on paistes kui pallid ning käes on valged kindad, kuid frakist ei ole haisugi
? Christoph Kolumbuse joove
ei ole teada, kuhu oled teel ning kohale jõudes ei ole aimugi, kus oled, kuid kogu reis on riigi poolt finantseeritud
? Muumitrolli pohmell
hommikul oled valge ja paistes

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